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PEREIRA & O'DELL, San Francisco / 1-800 CONTACTS / 2015
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"8-Point Buck" is a catchy show tune that talks about all the things that suck in life, like the smell of a sauerkraut-filled diaper or the pain of being rammed by a massive deer. But in the end, nothing sucks more than running out of contacts.
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MUSIC: FOLK
SINGING: There are lots of things that suck,
Like getting rammed by an 8-point buck.
(With ***ings!)
Or waking up with a sudden case of gout.
(Just cut off my toe!)
But of all the things that suck,
The thing that makes me say “Oh [horns]!”
Is when my contact lenses have run out.
(Oh no, no, no...)
Never run out.
(Run out!)
Never run out.
(No way!)
It’s worse than a diaper packed with sauerkraut.
(I’m gonna hurl...)
ANNCR: With 1-800 CONTACTS, you’ll never run out of contacts. For a limited time, get free shipping when you order online.
SINGERS: 1-800 CONTACTS.
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