The marketing team brainstorm great ways to make money for this years Red Nose Day campaign.

COMIC RELIEF 2

Version 12.1.17

EXT. NBH Establisher.

BARNEY (V.O.)

Okay so like you get sponsored--

INT. BBC BRAND OFFICES - CONTINUOUS Siobhan, Barney, Coco, Karl.

A whiteboard reads:

RED NOSE DAY

Cool Fundraising Ideas

BARNEY

--to swap clothes with someone else

for a day.

KARL Cool.

COCO Yeah yeah yeah.

SIOBHAN

Okay I don’t get that.

BARNEY Like maybe--

SIOBHAN I don’t get it.

BARNEY

--so maybe you wear like your

mother’s clothes.

COCO Cool.

KARL Yeah finally.

What?

BARNEY SIOBHAN

I don’t get it. What does she wear. BARNEY

What does she wear?

Yes.

SIOBHAN

BARNEY No no--

KARL

Like she wears someone else’s.

COCO Yeah cool yeah.

BARNEY No she’s--

SIOBHAN

Okay I don’t get that. Too

complicated. Do another one.

COCO

Okay cool. So like you get

sponsored to let people lick stuff off you for a day.

BARNEY Yeah--

SIOBHAN Eeuww--

COCO

No but you have like flavoured--

SIOBHAN Na-ah--

BARNEY Yeah cool yeah.

SIOBHAN --not gonna happen.

KARL Peanut butter.

COCO What?

SIOBHAN Do another one.

COCO Yeah--

KARL

Okay yeah. So Secret Selfie.

Okay--

SIOBHAN

Beat.

BARNEY Secret Selfie.

KARL Yeah.

SIOBHAN --cool.

BARNEY

What d’you mean Secret Selfie.

COCO

Like how does that work.

KARL

Okay so you do like a selfie right,

you post it like on Instagram social (media) whatever, and people have to pay to guess who it is.

BARNEY Right.

SIOBHAN

Okay--

COCO

Yeah--

SIOBHAN

--it’s a no-brainer we love secret

selfie.

KARL Yeah cool.

V/O

(n.b. to be confirmed)

Red Nose Day. Coming soon to BBC One. Hopefully...