SFX: Dramatic musicANN: The aztec calendar has his Cinco de Mayo party chiselled in.The front of his house looks like it was built by the Mayans - because it was.The contents of his tacos refuse to fall from the shell.He can open a piñata with a wink and a smile.If you were to see him walking a chihuahua, it would still look masculine.Several saints share his likeness. Or vice versa, depending on who you ask.Dicing onions doesn’t make him cry - it only makes him stronger.He has never filled up on chips. He is...

SFX: Music reaches a crescendoANN:... the most interesting man in the world.

SFX: Latin musicMVO: I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

ANN: Enjoy Dos Equis Responsibly.

Imported by Cervezas Mexicanas. White Plains, New York.MVO: Stay thirsty, my friends.