SFX: Dramatic musicANN: The hairs on the back of his neck have never stood up.He once converted a vampire into a vegetarian.Were he to shout at the screen during a horror film, she would never open that door.When the owl asks 'who', the answer is always 'him'.Ghosts lift their chains off the floor when he’s sleeping.It’s been said he can’t visit cemeteries because of that one time he brought somebody back from the dead.

His séances are the talk of the afterlife.He is...

SFX: Music reaches a crescendoANN:... the most interesting man in the world.

SFX: Latin musicMVO: I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

ANN: Enjoy Dos Equis Responsibly.

Imported by Cervezas Mexicanas. White Plains New York.MVO: Stay thirsty, my friends.