SFX: Dramatic musicANN: Most songs of love are about him, for him or by him.He’d never initiate a conversation about the weather, even in a typhoon.He’s been known to put himself up for collateral.He has undeniable proof that the Bermuda triangle is actually a parallelogram.

He’s against cruelty to animals, but isn’t afraid to issue a stern warning.Whatever side of the tracks he’s currently on is the right side. If he were to cross them, he would still be on the right side.He’s won the same lifetime achievement award. Twice.He is...

SFX: Music reaches a crescendoANN:... the most interesting man in the world.

SFX: Latin musicMVO: I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

ANN: Enjoy Dos Equis Responsibly.

Imported by Cervezas Mexicanas. White Plains, New York.MVO: Stay thirsty, my friends.