SFX: WIND WHISTLING.

VO: Hear mine story, for it bears wisdom within.About a Trojan Horse that seeped amidst mine kin.A vile hamburger it was, with temptation in its fold.MUSIC: EPIC MOVIE STYLEVO: That wrought this curse, clutching mine insides in its hold.SFX: CROWSVO: When thine tummy be upset, even the strongest oft fall.SFX: WOLVESVO: ‘Twas four moons since I’d answered nature’s call.SFX: SWORDS CLASHING. FIGHTING. YELLINGVO: Swords and splinters, every moment hath misery coming near.The sound of the flush, mine ears most waited to hear.Mine soul wept at the thought of savouring another bite.Unholy was the hour when the iron gates hath shut tight.SFX: IRON GATS. HOOVES. HORSE NEIGHVO: But in this darkness, a mighty knight readied for a bout.SFX: SWORDS CLASHING. WAR SOUNDSVO: In this battle with one way in, but no way out.SFX: SWORDS AND MEN SCREAMINGVO: From the mouth he entered, and tore down south for the slaughter.The only companions he needed, were two loyal of sips of water.SFX: HORSE NEIGHVO: It all soon ended, every prisoner hath been set free.SFX: PRISON GATES. YELLINGVO: Like Moses himself had parted this Red Sea.The evil was vanquished; constipation was brought to its heel.

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