The basic concept: when a man touches an object, the narrator says the name of the object. As the piece progresses, the man/narrator gets more and more drunk, noticeable to the audience by the narration. Drinks some beer, eats nuts, goes to the bathroom, has a few shots, pays the check and heads out. Back home, the man goes to hug his cute daughter but remembers all the stuff he touched on his way home and decides to wash his hands first.