A man visits his proctologist for a routine check and as the appointment unfolds the doctor is acting more like a mechanic rather than like a professional proctologist.

CAR ONE

Doctors

Doctor: - The main problem is that somebody else´s hand was in here.

Or no?

Man: - Yeah…

D: - Get dressed.

If you´d brought it straight to me, it´d be different. But now…

M: - Can´t you do anything? I´m going on vacation.

D: - A little late…

Where are you going, the beach?

M: - Yeah.

D: - Uhh... the salt is like poison.

Look, as a favor I can touch it up… so that it gets by.

M: - I´d really appreciate it.

D: - Be careful... treat it gently.

As soon as you return, bring it back to me.

M: - Sure, no problem.

D: - Lay down…

an old woman came the other day…

you can´t imagine the damage that was done to her.

M: - I never imagined this was such a delicate issue.

I´m going to tell my father-in-law to bring his.

Might be overused.

D: - Perfect, I´ll give it a look.

FORTUNATELY, DOCTORS AREN´T LIKE MECHANICS.

FORTUNATELY, OUR MECHANICS AREN´T LIKE MECHANICS.