With the launch of 1Gig broadband, Virgin Media (Ireland’s fastest broadband network) was about to become even faster. We used this opportunity to celebrate real people who are equally obsessed with speed: Barry John Crowe, a local butcher who can tie sausages faster than anyone on the planet, and Antonio Domingos, a classically trained pianist who holds the Guinness World Record for the most single piano key hits in under 60 seconds.

These are the stories of real world record holders. Of epic (but ridiculously niche) speed abilities.

Voiced by the only person who can make the ridiculous seem deadly serious: Logan Roy, aka Brian Cox.