SFX: Phone ring and receiver pick up.GRANNY: Hello, Granny’s Help Line.WORKER: Yeah, hello Granny. Um, this is kinda embarrassing, but I couldn’t finish one of your big beef pies.GRANNY: Well there is a lot of beef in a Grannys Pie, dear.WORKER: Yeah, you know, well the fellas at work are giving me a hard time.GRANNY: Oh that’s awful. Are they calling you a big girl?WORKER: Um no –GRANNY: A sissy?WORKER: No!GRANNY: Well they should, you (beep)ing pussy.SFX: Phone hangs up.MVO: There’s twenty percent more beef in a Grannys Pie, so grab a Granny!