MVO:Picture this. Your dad is lying on the dining room table. He is pink and naked except for his black ankle socks. Mom is in a tight nurse's uniform. She tells dad he is a sick, sick man. Dad nods in agreement. Mom pins dad down and rips off her nurse's uniform. Her massive freckled breasts bulge out of her push up bra. You see a bit of nipple. And her dark pink hysterectomy scar. Mom straddles Dad and grinds her hips in circles above him. ‘Be gentle nurse Brown’ he says. The dining room table begins to rock. The excitable family Labrador is doing laps around the table. Dad is holding Mom’s bottom – one cheek in each hand. You get a nice long close up of Mom’s diamante g-string. Mmm. Just imagine. Because if you don’t have aGeronimo condom, you’ll need to do something to put yourself off sex.