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HOEDOWN

CLEMENGER BBDO MELBOURNE, Melbourne / MASTERFOODS / 2007

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'Werribee' is a suburb outside of Melbourne, Australia. It's famous for an open sewage plantation that services most of Melbourne.

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SFX: musicMVO1:Well, I’m so hungry…MVO2:How hungry you, Johnny May?MVO1:Well, I tell ya. I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.MVO2:A horse?MVO1:But not just any old horse. This is a special horse. ’Cause this old horse, well… He ate a chicken, and the chicken ate a cat, and the cat ate a dog, and the dog ate a frog.MVO2:Go on now! Eat them furry critters!MVO1:And the frog ate an eel, and the eel ate a panda.MVO2:A panda. That’s some endangered eatin’.MVO1:And a panda ate a mule, and the mule ate a chimp, and the chimp ate a tapir.MVO2:What in the hell is a tapir?MVO1:A tapir’s a nocturnal, mammalian quadruped that dwells in Central and South American jungles. Yee-haaaaaaaw.MVO2:Well, what’s it eat?MVO1:This ol’ tapir? Well he ate a moose, and the moose ate a rhino, and the rhino ate a rare-crested macaw. And I was so hungry, boy I ate ’em all.MVO2:Yee-haaaaaaaw.MVO1:But hold on now, there’s more! I ate L to Z in the encyclopaedia. Then I ate Werribee and Micronesia. I ate 33 tons of Chicken Madras and 2 full canisters of VX nerve gas. I ate an Emperor penguin and the Great Wall of China. 26 steaks in a California diner. Two Beluga whales stuffed with bratwurst. A rusty old anchor and a pickled chirst.MVO2:What the hell is a chirst?MVO1:I don’t know, I just made it up and ate it. Don’t bother going to the Maldives these days, I polished ’em off with some herbed mayonnaise.MVO2:So long, Maldives!MVO1:I ate a Swedish futon and a queen size doona. Then Gary Busey and Lou Gosset Junior. A light sea-plane and a Dutch wooden shoe, the Big Brother house, and the gay guy too.MVO2:You even ate the cameras? Well that’s just greedy!MVO1:I was hungry, so yes indeedy! Yeeee-haaaaaaaw!SFX:Fiddles and banjosMVO1:Now you go, Aussie Bill. Come on boy.MVO3:Ok, here I go now!MVO1:Sing it. Lay it on me! Yeeee-haaaaaaaw.MVO3:Well… I was so hungry I ate a Snickers.MVO2:I hate it when you do dat, Bill.MV01:That’s cheating, Aussie Bill.MVO1:Play the game, Bill. Play the game.

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