MVO1:So in your email you said you’d like to join us – do I have a yes?

MVO2:Yes…you have a yes.MVO1:You know that auctioneering is a tough business, you in the blue suit?

MVO2:You mean….me?MVO1:Yes, the man in the blue suit sitting on the other side of my desk.

MVO2:Right – huh, well, look I know what I’m in for.MVO1:And you want this job, a lovely job, good prospects, perfect condition, do I have any offers.

MVO2:Yes….. I’d like to offer…to….join the company.MVO1:Join the company, yes. That’s a yes from the man in the blue suit. We have an offer. Blue Suit Man, will you be part of the company, nice company, good company fantastic offer – you won’t be seeing this again - do I hear a yes?

MVO2:Well, I don’t know ifMVO1:Ohh, a hold on the man in the blue suit – anybody else. Anybody else. Do I see any hands? The lady in the red dress, tempted? Maybe the lady in the red dress. Lovely job, perfect condition, do I have a yes.

FVO:Um, Ian, I’m your secretary.MVO2Listen, I think I have to leave.MVO1:Going going….SFX:Door closingMVO1:Gone, the man in the blue suitANN:Hey, maybe it’s not the job for you. Read “The Career Change Handbook” at Exclusive Books. There’s one for you.