At the very sight of their disastrous closet, a couple contemplates forging new identities, leaving it all behind (including the kids), and escaping the chaos of their disorganization.

The unexpected accumulation of “stuff” (clothes, tools, tupperware, etc.) has long been an issue plaguing the closets and garages of American households. In recent years, however, Marie Kondo’s philosophy on “tidying up” has inspired homeowners to reimagine how they think about storage solutions for the material goods they own.