MVO: 'Te amo' I said, eyes fixated on the Adult Night School Spanish Teacher's freshly-laundered sweater.

SFX: Romantic musicMVO: Again the oscillating fan fluttered across the garment, infusing the room with the scent of my beloved Gain detergent. I was transfixed.

'Tu amas' I said with the class, though at that moment completely unaware there was anything else in the world but the captivating scent of Senorita Ortega’s sweater... and me.

I breathed 'El ama, Nostros amamos, vosotros amais!', face flush with passion. 'Ellos aman' I exclaimed in climax.

'Bueno, class' said Senorita Ortega, 'and that is how we conjugate 'love' in Spanish'.

Barely over a whisper, I exhaled 'Si. Bueno. Te amo tanto.'ANN: Gain Laundry Detergent. It smells that good.