Craftsman tools have a lifetime warranty. Because of the warranty the tools essentially last forever, which means you can build something that takes forever.

SFX: Hammering; tools clanging ANN: Tim is building a diorama of the universe. To scale. The job is hard, but Tim’s will is strong, because Tim has Craftsman hand tools.

With their lifetime warranty, his tools can last forever. So Tim can build something that takes forever. Hence the universe diorama thing, which is nowhere near completion, or ever will be.

But as Tim says, it’s getting there. Of course it is, Tim. Keep bolting on sections to your seven rings of Saturn; they’re only seventy four million miles long each.

After that, keep chipping away at the rest of space, which is constantly expanding, in every direction. Forever.

Good thing your Craftsman hand tools will let you keep working. Forever.

Craftsman. Trust in your hands.