SFX: Phone ringing MVO: HelloFVO: Hey, Simon?

MVO: Yo.FVO: Hey, umm, it’s Katie. I met you a few weeks ago in a bar. MVO: Ok, yeah. What’s going on?FVO: I’m sorry to call you this early, I just had to let you know that I’m pregnant and I’m pretty sure it’s yours. MVO: Simon? Did you...nah, this isn’t Simon.MVO: Simon.FVO: Simon?MVO: Did you want Simon? This is Sean.

FVO: Simon, it’s Katie.MVO: Yeah, this isn’t him.

FVO: Yes it is! I can hear it, I know it’s you! Hey Simon I’m pregnant okay and it’s a boy and I’m pretty sure it’s yours!

MVO: Nah, I’m gay so…FVO: You’re what?!MVO: I don’t sleep with girls. Check the number, I gotta go. Bye. SFX: Receiver slammed down, the line beeps dead. Phone ringsMVO: Hello Simon speaking.FVO: Simon!FVO: Yeah, nah, it’s not Simon. Call the right number. This isn’t it.

SFX: Receiver replacedFVO: Simon?SFX: MusicANN: Every guy’s worst nightmare. Knocked Up. Premieres February on Sky Box Office Movies.