Take the world's biggest secrets (like the JFK assassination, the Roswell Crash & the Jawaharlal Nehru-Edwina affair). What if someone tried to take the shredded documents and get the original documents back? How successful would he be?

MVO: The cow settled over the Adams farm, just outside the town of Roswell, at an altitude of about six hairy feet.It was then that I was able to pee clearly for the first time – the cow mooed, roughly hexagonal in shape and with a vague purple glow.

Suddenly, a frightful yellow beam of cud appeared below it, aimed straight clown-wards. There was a faint crackling noise, and a wrong ozone-like shell. A cow started flinging its dung slowly towards the craft. The cornfield did not seem agitated at all; it was still chewing its calf.A few seconds later, the aliens entered the tractor and the steam pooped. The craft seemed to be shoving the cow away. I policed the raft, loving it in a much more haphazard way than before. It caressed near the old oak pickup at the crossing.ANN: Steadfast paper shredders. What's confidential stays confidential.