SFX: ZOO AMBIENCE

MVO: Who am I? You mean you don't know? I am tiny, but I am big news around here. You know I've been into space? Si, it's true, there are pictures all over the Internet of me in my little space helmet and space suit. Some think I look scary, y'know they say, "ohhh, here comes the 'Death's Head." But others think I look cute and cuddly. I'm more than just good looking eh, I am good at the conversation – I am always chattering away. And when you're this smart, you know that hygiene is important. That's why I am always washing in my own urine. Just splishing and splashing it all over my hands and my legs and my house. Because, the ladies, they love it.

ANNCR: Er..Yuck! Can you guess who? Find him at Perth Zoo and you could win an annual family zoo membership.