MVO: Michael knows absolutely everything about the Brazilian Wandering Spider. Except, where it might be nesting in his Mercedes-Benz.

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MVO: While returning from the exotic pet store, he noticed that his new, highly venomous pet had squeezed her plump abdomen through the lid of her cage.

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MVO: He assumed she'd fled the car.

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MVO: Until, the next morning, he found the drained remains of a disturbingly large cricket hanging from the rear view mirror. Understandably, he started spending as little time in the car as possible,

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MVO: Jumping out at red traffic lights. And his morning shower routine came to include a liberal

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MVO: Spritzing of insecticide. Today though, he made up his mind to sell the car after finding a nursery of some 900 writhing spiderlings in the glove compartment.

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MVO: We only hope that should you find yourself test-driving a Mercedes-Benz...alone, you ask why the owner refused to accompany you, and why he's flogging the car for so, so little. Because unless you buy a certified pre-owned Mercedes-Benz from us, there's really no telling what you're getting.