When you have bad breath, people identify and remember you only for your breath.

You and your bad breath are literally the same thing.

The whole radio is built on a misunderstanding coming out of this identification.

So we hear a dialogue between a policeman and a driver affected by bad breath.

That’s way the policeman doesn’t stop addressing the driver as "Mr Onion” instead of his real name.

Policeman: Can i see your licence, sir?

Driver: Of course. Here it is.

Policeman: Do you know you’ve exceeded the speed limit, Mr Onion?

Driver: What do you mean Mr Onion? My name is Smith…

Policeman: Oh, give me a break, Mr Onion. Rather, what fruit market do you come from?

Driver: Fruit market? I come from my house in Florence…

Policeman: Of course Mr Onion... Which variety do you belong to instead?

Driver: What are you talking about?

Policeman: I mean, pearl onions, yellow onions, Tropea onions…

Driver: I really don’t understand…

Policeman: Don’t be reticent, Mr Onion… And what about your destination? Supermarket, grocery, restaurant…

Driver: I’m just going to my grandmother’s…

Policeman: Vegetables have grandmothers? Ah ah ah, you are the first onion that makes laugh instead of cry. Will you follow me please, Mr Onion?

ANNCR:

You are your bad breath.

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