We gave readers another reason to pick up a book using one thing every young Kiwi could relate to; Facebook – something us Kiwis spend up to 1 hour reading every single day, which if we were honest, is not exactly quality material.

Audio book style narrator:

On October the 9th at 10:19am, Matt Watts posted, “We had curry night last night. Mmm.” He was with Sam Watts and two others.

“Yummo,” agreed Leon Andrews. “What kind of curry?”

“Butter Chicken,” replied Matt. “Mild.” One person liked this.

“What are the chances!?” exclaimed James Gallagher, joining the conversation. “I had a curry last night too!”

“No way,” replied Matt.

“Yes way,” replied James.

“No way!” replied Matt again.

“Yes way!” replied James once more.

“Spicy?” asked Matt.

“Sooooooo spicy,” replied James. “Hashtag ring burner.”

The end.

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