We gave readers another reason to pick up a book using one thing every young Kiwi could relate to; Facebook – something us Kiwis spend up to 1 hour reading every single day, which if we were honest, is not exactly quality material.

Audio book style narrator:

On the 26th of November, 2015, JJ Dixon posted, “Epic gym session tonight. Watch out ladies. Hashtag here for the gains, not the games.” One person liked this.

“Bicep emoji,” replied Anton Elliot.

“You know how it is. If the bar ain’t bending, you’re just pretending.”

“Word…” replied JJ. “Hashtag eat clean, train dirty.”

“Hashtag more curls, more girls,” replied Anton.

“Hashtag no agony, no bragony,” replied JJ.

“Hashtag, build your body, build your character,” concluded Anton. No one liked this.

The end. .

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