In Australian supermarkets, shoppers are used to hearing announcements made by extremely unprofessional, often ill-educated, teenage cashiers. They have long been a source of ridicule and are often made fun of by shoppers and media alike.

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FVO: Ah, attention Wayne. Could Wayne please re-stock the M&M’s. Wayne, restock the M&M’s.

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FVO: Ah attention Brendan. Brendan you could make your way to the confectionary aisle to stop Wayne eating the M&M’s please.

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FVO: Wendy, Brendan is at the M&M’s again. Wendy to the confectionary aisle.

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FVO: Ah could we have management to the confectionary aisle straight away, please.

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FVO: Ah, security to the confectionAry aisle please. We have an M&M’s restocking situation. M&M’s - You can’t resist ‘em.

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