In Australian supermarkets, shoppers are used to hearing announcements made by extremely unprofessional, often ill-educated, teenage cashiers. They have long been a source of ridicule and are often made fun of by shoppers and media alike.

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MVO: Attention Kevin, re-stock the M&M’s packs please, Kevin to restock the M&M‘s.

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MVO: Attention shoppers. We’re pleased to announce that the M&M’s have been re-stocked, thank you.

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MVO: Ah, Kevin, can you re-stock the M&M’s once again please.

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MVO: Shoppers note that the M&M’s are on the shelves, thank you.

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MVO: Kevin, the M&M’s have sold out again.

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MVO: Kevvvieeee?

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MVO: Christmas cheer to Kevin in the confectionary aisle please.

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MVO: Christmas M&M’s packs. You can’t resist ‘em.

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