Brooke Shields, as part of her noble, albeit misguided fight to stop couples from making babies to justify the purchase of a Volkswagen Routan, she’s bestowed upon us all the BabyMaker3000. Now if you’re hell bent on getting a Routan but don’t have the requisite kids, use this tool to make a very accurate, life-like virtual baby. Whether the mate you choose to make a baby with is a steamy crush or a complete stranger, you’ll have all the justification you need to get the only minivan in America with German engineering.