In this script, a narrator highlights the difficulties of the ever-increasing global problem of long distance relationships. The sadness, the lonliness, the physisical symptoms that come from being without their loved one. The narrator then goes on to explain how there is now a new ‘invention’ that has been meticulously and often scientifically designed to help with coping with the lonliness that geographically separated couples endure – ‘The Overley Possessive Partner Clone’ – a living clone of your partner that mimics all of those familiar (And annoying or weird traits) that you miss in your partner. The narrator finishes the script with a slightly more rational solution for lonely couples, just in case the new and slightly unusual invention did not appeal to them.

'Overly Possessive Partner-Clone’

VO: So, you’re in love, she lives abroad and you miss those little things that makes her – well her.

The affectionate clock-watching while you visit the bathroom. Those loving, black-eyed stares she gives you when you innocently smile at a waitress.

Yes, she may be worlds’ away, but now you can now have all of those endearing qualities right there with you – thanks to the new full scale ‘Overly Possessive Partner-Clone’.

The new ‘Overly Possessive Partner-Clone’ is specially designed to follow you day and night, no matter where you are. It can track you in your car or watch you menacingly through a foggy café window. The new ‘Overly Possessive Partner-Clone’ can even methodically go through your garbage.

Now you can feel that cold sweat down your spine, anytime.

Or, simply visit Expedia.com.hk, find a cheap flight and you’ll have those beautiful black eyes watching you closer than ever before.

Jingle: Expedia

VO: “Available in real life size or mini-me scale. USB charger sold separately.”