Two friends are waiting for their orders at a burger joint. In the meantime they are talking about the soccer game from the previous night. In the middle of the conversation, their orders arrive. One of them asks the other to pass the straw. The dialogue dies away but the word ‘straw’ keeps repeating. Then we hear a voice saying how annoying it is. And that this will only cease to exist after 350 years. Then ends up by saying that it is not a necessity so we should stop using it.

-They scored another that day. Eight in total!

Eight? You're joking?

-Honestly, they showed no mercy.

Your orders… Cheeseburger?

-That'd be me.

Thank you. Thanks!

-Thanks. Eight?

That smells sooo good.

-Told you!

Now you call him the player of the century...

-Pass me that straw will you? Thanks!

Player of the century my a...

(Straw) x 22

Annoying right? Imagine 350 years of this... Polluting nature for centuries. Don’t use it. Greenpeace.