Note to the jury: Studio Brussels is a music radiostation controlled by the Belgian government. They are allowed to use any music they want for self promotion, free of licensing rights.

FVO: Here’s what happened to me a few weeks ago

MUSIC: HUMAN LEAGUE, 'DON'T YOU WANT ME'

SINGER: "I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar"

MUSIC: THE FUGEES, 'KILLING ME SOFTLY',

SINGER: "And there he was this young boy"

MUSIC: MILIANA TORRINI, 'JUNGLE DRUM',

SINGER: "my heart is beating like a jungle drum"

MUSIC: BARRY WHITE, 'I'M GONNA LOVE YOU JUST A LITTLE MORE BABY',

SINGER: "I love you baby, O I love you, I love you, I love you"

MUSIC: DIE ANTWOORD, 'I FINK U FREEKY',

SINGER: "I fink you freeky and I like you a lot"

MUSIC: NEIL DIAMOND, 'GIRL YOU'LL BE A WOMAN SOON',

SINGER: "Girl, you’ll be a woman soon"

MUSIC: PEABO BRYSON & ROBERTA FLACK, 'TONIGHT I CELEBRATE MY LOVE FOR YOU'

SINGER: "Tonight, I celebrate my love for you"

MUSIC: BLOODHOUND GANG, 'THE BALLAD OF CHASEY LAIN'

SINGER: "Now show ‘m them titties"

MUSIC: ROBIN S - 'SHOW ME LOVE'

SINGER: "You got to show me love"

MUSIC: QUEENS OF THE STONE AGES, 'IF I HAD A TAIL'

SINGER: "I wanna suck I wanna lick"

MUSIC: THE TING TINGS - 'SHUT UP AND LET ME GO',

SINGER: "Shut up and let me go! Hey!"

MUSIC: ARCTIC MONKEYS, 'DO I WANNA KNOW'

SINGER: "Crawling back to you, never thought of calling-"

SFX: JINGLE, STUDIO BRUSSEL, 'LIFE IS MUSIC'

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