Travel is such fun when you’re a young student. There are so many possibilities and things to get up to. But as you get older and have kids many of these things are no longer possible. Essentially, the fun is stripped away and you’re left with the harsh realities of being a parent. So book a Student Flight, travel before you have kids and before it’s not fun any more.

SFX: [ATMOS] BEER-FESTIVAL

MVO: This is the stupendously fun beer fest that you've dreamed about for all of your beer drinking life.

SFX: CROWD CHEERING. FOLK MUSIC

MVO: But if we take away the friendly barmaids.

FVO: GIGGLE

MVO: Drinking songs.

MVO: Immature sausage jokes.

SFX: "Touch my frankfu-"

MVO: The down-downs.

SFX: "Lageer"

SFX: GLASS SHATTERS

MVO: The ale. The stout. The lager. In fact; all of the beer.

MVO: And your ability to remove your shirt in broad daylight.

CROWD: "Whoaa!"

MVO: If we get rid of the girls in unattended tube tops.

FVO: GIGGLE

MVO: Your fluency in German Porno.

MVO: The Oom-Pah band.

MVO: Your parent’s money.

SFX: COIN DROPS

MVO: The single, hopeful condom in your wallet.

MVO: And anything even remotely fun. Including that thing there.

SFX: HORSE NEIGHS

MVO: If we take your spirit, spontaneity, hairless ears and your unsullied eyes that have never seen the horrors of a crowning baby head.

MVO: If we take away all of that, we’re left with you.

SFX: BABY CRYING

MVO: At 33. In a themed kiddie resort. Stone cold sober. Trying to insert a suppository into the bottom of your feverish baby. While your wife’s breast pump hums in the background.

SFX: BUZZ

MVO: Student Flights. Travel before It’s not Fun Anymore.