It’s not great to have insects in your home. Especially if they’re breeding and multiplying which chances are, they most certainly are.

Yes, they’re having crazy, sexy times on every possible surface of your home. Make them stop with fast, deadly Doom insecticide.

MUSIC: VIOLIN + PIANO

MVO: There’s an event of the ooh, aah, yes, yes, yes persuasion happening beneath your refrigerator. That would be the O’Flannegans. They’re making sweet, sweet cockroach loving behind a rogue cherry tomato.

As they lie spent, two tangled exoskeletons, they snack on a piece of used dental floss and pick names for the new additions to their rapidly growing brood. 127 and counting. And Mrs. O is still broody. Freaky broody.

The refrigerator hums and works its Michael Buble-sque spell. “I’m going to ravage you like a piece of sandwich meat,” says Mr. O as Mrs. O rolls around giggling helplessly on her back. “Bring it Papa,” she says, “bring it.” And he does. Right there beneath your refrigerator in the shadow of a cherry tomato.

Make them stop...

SFX: AEROSOL SPRAY

MVO: ...with fast, deadly DOOM.