MUSIC: STRINGS

MVO: The masquerade party he threw in 1987 is still taking place.

He once won a dog show with a werewolf.

Zombies have risen just to shake his hand.

The only time he feels goosebumps is when he pets geese.

Ghosts rearrange his furniture to be more aesthetically pleasing.

He'll wear a mask but he has nothing to hide.

The raven quoth him.

He is...

SFX: EXPLOSION

MVO: ...the most interesting man in the world.

MUSIC: LATIN

MOST INTERESTING MAN: I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

MVO: Enjoy Dos Equis responsibly. Imported by Cervezas Mexicanas. New York, New York.

MOST INTERESTING MAN: Stay thirsty, my friends.